They say, come with your arms raised high.

pyrex-vision:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

(Source: pfriemelchen)

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

My brother just screamed ” WHY AREN’T I BLONDE” in frustration down the hallway
I don’t even know anymore

(Source: monica-geller)

truelifeofthefabulouskilljoys:

i need to lose weight i say as i eat a handful of chocolate chips

thighbone:

i dont know what i’m doing on soundcloud or how i found this but its now my ringtone